truly single...
another one bites the dust...yes, my last single friend is no longer single. when i got her SMS i started crying in the middle of woolies over how much my life sucks and how unfair it is...selfish i know, but i couldn't help it. not now.
this scares me because all of my other friends don't go out anymore, they would rather spend every night cuddling on the couch. uh uh. what if she becomes one of them. i used to razzle it up with her but now what if...? fuck.
i don't mind being single, i don't want to be in a relationship for the sake of being one (we all know i want to be with CS but life is never fair to the worthy if you ask me) and i love my friends dearly, they are my urban family, but honestly, why can't just ONE of them still be single??? what am i gonna do on the weekends? who am i gonna razzle with? fuck. this sucks. balls.
...yes, i am truly single and already lonely and she's only been with this guy for a few days. just for shits and giggles, i'm gonna say 'fuck' just one more time just to get my mood across: fuck!
this scares me because all of my other friends don't go out anymore, they would rather spend every night cuddling on the couch. uh uh. what if she becomes one of them. i used to razzle it up with her but now what if...? fuck.
i don't mind being single, i don't want to be in a relationship for the sake of being one (we all know i want to be with CS but life is never fair to the worthy if you ask me) and i love my friends dearly, they are my urban family, but honestly, why can't just ONE of them still be single??? what am i gonna do on the weekends? who am i gonna razzle with? fuck. this sucks. balls.
...yes, i am truly single and already lonely and she's only been with this guy for a few days. just for shits and giggles, i'm gonna say 'fuck' just one more time just to get my mood across: fuck!
posted by TwoFlower at 5:40 AM
7 Comments:
Petal, you should not see this a sad moment, see it as an opportunity - ex-single girlfriend's new boy probably has lots of single guys friends. You're about to be introduced to a new circle of eligable young penis bearers.
So ask her to start scouting for you, then you can do that 2 couple thing.
Revolve you are 100% correct, the circle of penises will ummmm... expand, as those penises know other penises and so the wave of penises will ummmm.... Grow!
in theory, you both of very correct. however in practice, i kinda know this a few of this guy's friends and lets just put it this way - i ain't exactly excited about them...
oh well, i shall be postive - perhaps there are one or two penises i have yet to meet...
damn all this talk of penises- its making my brain think some rather dirty things and seeing as its been a long time since i've gotten any i'm being distracted! badly!
Go get some take out penis tonight... go on TF.. Loved the Fuck at the end.. you were right, you are aggressive!! Keep it that way...
Find new friends. Smug couples piss me off, especially as they have recently become abnormally obsessed with finding out about my sex life. Befriend an old school friend or varsity mate.
Champs - at least you have a sex life! i am becoming waaaay to friendly with warren (he's purple and looks similar to a rabbit - need i explain any more?!) haha!
Monster - i am so going out tonight and all i can say is beware single men, 2f is on the prowl!
Can I join you twoflower!, I'm in the same moody!
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