this is not a drill, i repeat this is not a drill....

its happened. badly. i have turned into a fourteen year old girl - well, my libido has seeing as i get whiplash ANY male walks past me. i am so horny its actually making my uber aggressive!!! seriously. i snap at people. i think bad thoughts - if i think dirty thoughts i have to go spend some alone time with me and warren (bunny ears - name of a bunny hovel is?)....and that just makes me feel worse. you can't replace the real thing with a plastic imitation that has two ears!!!! plastic does just not do it for me. everytime i use him (and its been a lot - i have to get new batteries in fact) i just get hornier as i yearn for the real thing...fuck.

when i see any male i start to pant with desire - and he doesn't even have to be hot, he just needs to have a penis because that is all i want at the moment and i think its all i need. i'm so horny i have to be careful when i walk past pointy objects in case i start to rub against them inappropriatly. its shocking. i can't even watch mild love scenes on TV because i start to get even hornier and then i get angry at the world. why can't i have one penis available for me to use at whim, whenever the urge takes me AND ITS TAKEN ME EVERY DAY, EVERY MINUTE!!!

so really, all i'm asking is for a penis - i'm only asking for one, i'm not being greedy. this penis does not have to have a relationship with me....it just needs to be at my beck and call until this horniness has been dealt with (which may be a very long time). it just needs to be at attention at all times so that i may pleasure myself (and of course the penis as well, i'm not selfish) all the time.....actually - i just want penis on tap!

*sigh*