think brain, think!!

i was going to write about the violation i experienced this morning but alas, my brain has been asked to perform the unthinkable - come up with as many words beginning with 'T' thanks to being tagged by Champers!

table - something that has four legs and a flat surface and is known to be a decent place to have sex on top of, especially when its cluttered and you sweep everything off in one quick movement.

teasing - something i plan on doing a LOT of tonight while i flirt with many many men! otherwise known as 'hard - to - get' but i am not a cock-tease! promise!

tabby - the name of my tabby cat (yes, original, i know!)

tiger - an absolutely beautiful creature. an something i will become tonight while i drink away and its part of one of my more favourite phrases: "whoa slow down there tiger!"

thinking - something i'm trying really hard to do right about now.

taboo - something that is thought of an wrong or is restricted. personally, i think anal sex should be taboo (really really bad experience with an absolute asshole! ha ha - scuze the pun)


tart - slut, prossie or a yummy type of food...

tag - what has been done to me

Thai girls - they have been known to have an extra muscle that can prove dangerous for the men in the front rows of their shows

tassles - these little pearlers tend to pop up at all times: think those nipple-caps with the tassles...or the good 'ol southerners (american) and their suede cowboy jackets with the tassles.

tea - my favourite drink....next to beer, whisky and any other shooters on the menu

tattoo - i have three of these permanent ink marks on the body

temporary - something my tatttoos aint

testicles - balls, gonads (i know they have other names but for the life of me i cannot remember). i know a few tricks that involve these little guys that have made men bow down to me! ha ha!

thong - otherwise known as a g-string or floss. they come in all kinds of variety, styles and colours. was it not invented by the Brazilians or am i thinking of the brazilian wax?

thick - mmmmmmmm. (has anyone else noticed where my mind is at the moment? yes, its been a while since i got any so please bear with me!)

tight - oh the possibilities!!! tight ass, tight fit, tight jeans...

tangled - think of a bed and too many sheets

throat - tee hee! i'm not gonna type it (because then it will show just how badly i am rutting at the moment) but you all know what 4 letter word could go before the word throat.

throb - i truly think that the letter 'T' is rather a dirty one or maybe its just my mind?

truth - something i have not heard a lot of lately.

thundercats - who remembers this cartoon? cheetara? i LOVED it!

tenacious D - a band with jack black in it. have you ever heard their song that goes like this: 'i'm gonna fuck you softly'. tis hilarious!

tit - not my most favourite word. i prefer good 'ol fashioned boobs

toilet - i spend a lot of time here. i think i either have a very weak bladder or i drink too much

tizz - as in 'i'm in a tizz' (confused, frantic etc) or as in 'i had a bit of a tizz' meaning crying.

tiara - always fun to wear except mine got stolen last year

transvaal - was formally established in 1852 - some history for everyone. but now we all live in gauteng.

tremble - something i do when i'm excited...well, sometimes anyways.

tush - as in bottom, as in according to the small town men - mine is the best they have ever seen (yes, they don't get out much!)

TEQUILA - no salt, no lemon....yes, i am hardcore! ha ha!

(in)toxiated - something i will be tonight after the tequila!

i think i have outdone myself and my brain! whew - i must go have a nap now to rest my aching head! hopefully on monday i shall have tales (oo, another T) of me being tangled in bed with a hottie...oh, the thought!