pimping

yes...i have a pimp. this pimp is in the form of a good friend of mine who likes to market to any single male friend or male stranger she meets. i'm not complaining because it just means i have to do less work but do get more ass. its awesome.

yesterday, while attempting to do some research she phones me to tell me she has found a guy of epic hotness and that i have got to come and meet him. so i hurry off to the bar. me and her have different tastes. don't get me wrong, he was cute but not someone i would usually focus all my attention on...he had teeth like bugs bunny!!!!!!!!!! once i got past the teeth (through copiuos amounts of whiskey) he was sweet but once again an ABSOLUTE player. ended up scoring him and he gave me a hickey! a hickey?!!!!! i have not had a hickey since i was what, oh i don't know, 15...and today i had to teach a bunch of first years some history and yes, they kept eyeing out the big red mark on my neck which i unsuccessfully tried to hide through the "stategic" use of cover-up.

but this weekend has been one of massive, epic proportions - i saw life past me by in an alcoholic haze....i think i was drunk more than i was sober this weekend but i did get some more nookie on friday and saturday (the same guy - sweet, but ya, won't be going back anytime soon). i think i shall be having a permanent hangover this week as punishment for being so drunk and disorderly this weekend!!!

i am starting to worry about my drinking habits though - got alcoholism on both sides of my family so best i start watching what passes through my mouth. i think i must also calm down on all these men i'm going through - but its so much fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!